Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A common experience for foreign English teachers in Korea: I love it when a Korean gets the keys to my apartment and comes in without my permission!

Today is Julianne's birthday. We woke up around 7am, and I said "Happy Birthday!" to her. It was a very nice morning.

Julianne left to go to her school, and I puttered around the apartment for about an hour watching TV. I then decided it was time to get my butt in gear and get ready to go to my office and do some work.

But I was still in slow mode . . .

I get in the shower, and I'm relaxing, feeling safe, and feeling secure inside my locked apartment--and then I hear "Annyeong Haseyo?" from what sounds like INSIDE THE APARTMENT!

My heart rate skyrockets, and I tell myself, "There's no fucking way that came from inside the apartment. Relax. It's someone yelling outside the apartment door."

"Annyeong haseyo???" Comes a man's voice.

This time I'm sure it's coming from inside my apartment. I curse under my breath, "FUCKING HELL!" and grab a towel and wrap it around my waist.

I open the bathroom door and look around the corner towards the main door of the apartment.

Sure enough, TWO Korean guys are standing there. One of them sees me, and I say,

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

He doesn't say sorry, or the Korean equivalents of "Chesong hamnida" or "Mieneyo"--nothing. He does have the slightest grace to look a little bashful for coming into my apartment without me answering the door, but that's it.

By this point my blood is boiling and I'm furious. I realize that these two jokers must be the washing machine repair guys that Julianne's middle school administration office had booked to come to our apartment YESTERDAY (they never showed up). Nobody called and nobody set up a new time for them to come--or did they? I imagine that a new time must have been set up but of course why would you let the occupants of the apartment know about this?

Another reason I was furious was that when Julianne set up the repair appointment she had explicitly told her Korean co-teacher to translate and explain to the administration office manager that we did not want anyone coming into our apartment without one of us present. She also said that they should tell us when they make appointments for anyone that needs to come into the apartment.

Simply put, Julianne explicitly told the co-teacher to translate this simple rule: nobody goes into our apartment without our permission, and without one of us present. The co-teacher failed to translate this and/or the administration office manager ignored the rule and decided he knew better . . . or something . . . argh!

I put on some clothes, and go to the door--my glasses still covered in water droplets. The two guys come into the apartment and begin looking around. They see my new bike (more on that later) and one of them says, "Wow! Good!"

At this point I'm thinking that both of them must have Forrest Gump DNA to be oblivious to the fury that I'm trying hard to hide but am sure must be very obvious (I have a really hard time hiding it when I'm angry) . . . though I also know that Koreans will usually try to ignore when someone is angry if it's possible because open confrontations are usually avoided at all costs here.

I call Julianne and tell her what is going on. She's not happy either--so much for a nice birthday.

To add a ludicrous degree of lunacy to the whole situation Julianne's home school, the middle school that she teaches at most of the week, has a major field trip on for its students. This means that none of the Korean teachers who can speak English are there. Simply put, nobody is around that can help Julianne translate a message to the middle school administration office manager to call the two repair guys and tell them to return the apartment keys to the office, and wait for them to make an actual appointment time for them to return when Julianne or I can be present while they do the repair.

(Thinking about this now--I'm kicking myself for not demanding they give me the damn keys. I should have taken the keys away from them, and then sent them away.)

Still on the phone I suggest to Julianne that she ask one of the Korean teachers she's with at the elementary school she teaches at on Wednesdays to call the middle school admin office and sort things out. This seems to work . . .

As of right now (3pm) I'm wondering if the message was relayed on time to the repair guys. The two guys looked at the washing machine, and then left the apartment gesturing and saying something in Korean that I took to mean they had to go and buy a hose to do the repair job. I finished getting dressed, and left for work.

I kind of half-expect to find that they still returned to the apartment after I left this morning with the hose and that they finished the job without Julianne or I there. I expect to hear that somehow the administration office told them not to go back--but that they did anyhow.

I also expect to hear that I should "understand that a miscommunication happened" somewhere along the line from one of Julianne's co-teachers if I see them and this comes up . . .

I'm tired of hearing "miscommunication" used as an excuse for not translating very specific simple English instructions about a task. If I ever am asked to design an orientation for Korean co-teachers I'm going to spend a good amount of time on rules for cross-cultural translation!!!

If I hear someone from Julianne's school say that I should understand that there was a miscommunication I'm going to tell them that I have a power point that I use to explain how to be polite in English. That in this power point there are a series of cultural rules about when, why, and how you should apologize in English culture. I'm then going to suggest that until they've learned the cultural rules for this topic that they not give me advice about what to say and do when a Korean makes a major mistake . . .

To add a nice subtext to this entire situation--this is the SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN KOREA!

I don't know if I'll be able to attempt some degree of civility if it happens to me a third time . . .

Argh.
J

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Korean Narc stalks my girlfriend, and then propositions me in Yeouido Park? WTF?!

Julianne and I went to see the cherry blossoms today in the Yeouido area around the National Assembly buildings . . . more to come on that later.

Afterwards, we headed over to Yeouido Park to walk around a bit, and then get some dinner. After touring around a bit I needed to use the washroom. While I was in the washroom a 20-something Korean girl started following Julianne around.

Julianne says that she kept within 1-3 feet of her the entire time I was in the washroom and Julianne was trying to escape and evade Nut-girl. Also, Nut-girl kept doing something on her cell phone the entire time she was stalking Julianne.

Julianne kept trying to walk away from this girl to put distance between them but Nut-girl kept following her.

I come out of the washroom and immediately see something is wrong. Julianne looks extremely uncomfortable. I ask her, "What's wrong?" She says, "Let's just get out of here."

I look around, and repeat my question while noticing the same girl I had seen standing behind Julianne when I went to the washroom (even then something had registered with me but not enough at the time for me to stay with Julianne to help her deal with whatever was going on). Nut-girl was now 3 feet away from us, and when I stopped Julianne and turned to see why she was in such a rush to get away from the area Nut-girl rapidly approached me and said,

"Do you have weed?"

I said, "WHAT?! GET OUT OF HERE! NA GA RA! ANIO! NA GA!"

She repeats the question, "Weed?"

I say, "GO AWAY! ARE YOU CRAZY?!"

I turn and grab Julianne's hand and we start walking away--with Nut-girl following close behind.

I decide to walk up to what looks like a park security booth. I tell the 20-something guy (not a good sign: young, no English skills, and looks confused before I start speaking to him, argh) that a crazy girl is following me in limited Korean. I point at the girl who has paused about 10 feet away . . . she smiles---NUTS!

I walk away with Julianne after seeing that security-baby doesn't have enough English, and I don't have enough Korean, to deal with the problem.

While leaving the park I see her talking to security-baby . . . and I increase the pace Julianne and I are walking at . . .

Luckily we didn't see Nut-girl again as we left the park.

Seriously--this is one of the weirdest things I've experienced in the 4+ years I've now been in Korea.

Now here's the question: Did this girl have some kind of mental problem? Was she an undercover narcotics agent for the Korean cops? Had she just watched too many movies and memorized the wrong English to start a conversation with a foreigner? Or . . . what?

Feel free to offer theories about this cause I have no idea what the hell was going on . . . NUTS!

NUTS!

J

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

2009 6 Month Intensive English Training Program -- Halfway through Session 1 of the program

Well, it's week 6 of session 1 (each session is 10 weeks) in the 6 Month Intensive English Training Program I'm teaching in and a lot has been going on.

I've been drawing materials from several sources to use in combination with the primary textbook I chose for the "Cross Cultural Communications: Understanding English Cultures" course I had to design with less than a week before the course/program began. I went to the 3 book stores in Seoul (Yongpoon, Bandi & Lunis, and Kyobo) and found some stuff I thought I could make work.

The first book is called "A First Look At The USA: A Cultural Reader" by Milada Broukal, published by Longman, 1997 and costs W13, 000. It has 7 sections with 21 lessons that are high-beginner to low-intermediate level in content. Due to the other materials I've been using in the course we are only doing about half of the lessons, and the trainees seem to be fine with this.

The second book is called "More About The USA: A Cultural Reader" by Milada Broukal and Janet Milhomme, published by Longman, and was published in 1996 and costs W13, 500. We're going to start using this book next week after the trainees do a mid-term exam this Friday on content from the first book. It will be interesting to see how the high-beginner/low-intermediate trainees (about half of the 20 in my class) deal with the jump in level of textbook. The other half are intermediate to low-advanced in terms of language learner level and should actually be really happy that we're moving up to something that will challenge them more, and hopefully improve their reading and writing skills too.

The two books I just listed are what I consider the 'primary texts' for the course. There is, however, a third book that I've been using fairly frequently too. It's called "Dangerous English, 3rd Edition" by Elizabeth Claire (What the book? has it listed at W20,000). The trainees LOVE this book. The introduction of the book points out that 99% of ESL/EFL adult language learner texts avoid a lot of language the learners run into when they travel to English countries, when they read English materials, listen to songs, watch movies, and talk to native speakers of English in real life situations outside of the sterile institutionalized conservative language classroom. It's a good point, and was part of how I prepared the more conservative in-service trainees in the course to be open-minded to the content--needless to say I really had nothing to worry about. The trainees motivation and interest in the content of the book that I've done so far in class has been awesome.

For example, there's a section about "Dangerous Pronunciation" and words that commonly get mispronounced by Korean language learners. Things like "six/sex" and "fork/fuck" are on the list, and if you've ever wanted to find a motivating force for language learners to finally get that problem pronunciation issue fixed give them language content like this and watch the smoke come out of their ears as their minds burn with the fear and titillating excitement of knowing that they MUST fix this problem or they'll commit some kind of linguistic blasphemy while they visit the 'holy land of English' during their one month in America.

The book has a huge range of topics and covers everything from slang words to pronunciation to political correctness and language to English at the doctors to dating and sex English to taboos and more . . .

If you decide to use this book for your own adult language learner classes/courses I strongly advise you to consider how the administration, colleagues, and the trainees/learners will react to the materials, and also to consider how your teacher-student dynamics generally work in the classroom. If any one of these things gives you some doubt I would not recommend using this book. Every time I teach material from this book I spend a great deal of time considering how to frame the beginning of each class so that the more conservative trainees, and especially the Christian trainees, don't find a reason to become offended or upset by the content of each lesson. So far everything has been going very well, but I know that if I wasn't spending the time to figure out how to prepare the trainees minds to be open to the material and help them to see there are valid reasons for learning it that I'd be stepping on one of the many mines that lie hidden beneath the Korean ESL/EFL landscape . ..

One of the secondary sources I've been pulling things from is called "Conversation Gambits: Real English Conversation Practices" by Eric Keller and Sylvia T. Warner, published by Thomson Heinle 2002. For W29,000 it seemed a bit pricey the first time I picked it up to look at it. But it's one of gems in my teaching library. It has a great range of situation-based topics that focus on the functional language you need to know and the cultural knowledge to use the expressions is, while not explicitly laid out, embedded in such a manner as to be easy for the teacher to draw out and illuminate for students. Some examples include 'how to interrupt,' 'listing excuses,' and 'thinking ahead' (something desperately needed in Korea, lol, sigh).

Another secondary source that I've been using is called "101 American Customs" by Harry Collis and Joe Kohl, published by Compass Publishing, 2004. This is a tiny book that you can photocopy the two small pages of each topic, and then cut and glue them onto one A4 page to make a nice handout. I usually do 4 topics so that means 8 pages in small size cut and pasted onto A4 paper to make a double-sided handout. I use topics from this book for 'culture warm-ups' at the beginning of classes, and I have used them as material for an entire lesson before too. There are other titles in this series: "101 American English Riddles," "101 American Englsih Proverbs," and "101 American English Superstitions." Each of them costs W7,500 so they're not too pricey. They have the English on one page, and the Korean on the next. This is nice because if you have mixed level classes, or are working with a low level class, you don't have to worry too much about low level students falling behind or struggling with the primary cultural idea/fact that you want them to learn.

Two other books that I picked up but haven't used yet in the course are "All About The USA: A Cultural Reader, 2nd Edition" by Milada Broukal and Peter Murphy, published by Longman 1999 (W13,000), and "Contact USA : A Reading and Vocabulary Text, 3rd Edition" by Paul Abraham and Daphne Mackey, published by Longman, 1997 (W14,000). Both have excellent content in terms of everything from race, class, gender, famous American people (Bill Gates, Oprah, etc), and things like fast food culture, culture shock, equality, the role of women in the US, sports, music, etc. I don't know if I'll be able to work a lot of the content from these two books into the course, but even if I don't I know that at some point in the future I'll use content from these books so they were worth adding to my personal teaching library.

The final text that I've used material from twice now is called "Conversation Strategies" by David Kehe and Peggy Dustin Kehe, published by Pro Lingua Associates, 2004 (W29,000). This book is similar in content to "Conversation Gambits" but different enough that I decided to buy it. It is designed for pair and small group work, and has vocabulary/expression pages, writing exercises that support the content of the lesson, and model scripts for language learners to use if they need them. The really nice thing about this book is that it takes the conversation strategies and combines them with interesting topics and content--this is not always the case with many books I've found in Korea. This is a book that I know I will use a lot in the future when I teach conversation classes that are intermediate level or higher.

Lastly, while looking for reading books that I will use in session 2 of the 6 month course (it begins in less than 5 weeks) I found this, "Crossing Cultures in the Language Classroom" by Andrea DeCapua, Ed.D, and Ann C. Wintergeist, Ed.D. (W45,000). If I was teaching a cross cultural course with high-intermediate to advanced trainees I'd use this as my course textbook. Unfortunately, my class of 20 trainees is half and half, and the lower half would not be able to deal with the language level of the book. All this being said, I have already used some of the content on the four stages of culture shock in my course, and plan to try and use a few more of the amazing activities I've skimmed over so far during the rare bits of free time I've had to look at some of my newer acquisitions in my teaching library.

I think this book also has content in it that would be useful for new foreign teachers entering Korea for the first time. Especially the four stages of culture shock information. I've read about it before, but the book does a really good job of breaking the stages down, and offering suggestions for how to deal with them too.

I haven't been blogging about how the last five and a half weeks have been going during the 6 month course cause I've just been too busy and tired. I also don't like to blog when I'm tired/stressed out cause I don't want to be a ranting and raving blogger during those moments when I get frustrated or infuriated by something that's happened during the day. I think it's better to get that off my chest with my girlfriend and close friends, and then later after I've calmed down and had time to process things I might blog about it. But blogging in the moment tends to lead to bad places . . .

One thing that is interesting about this program is that the 20 trainees have 'mentors.' The English Korean professors have 5 trainees each that they meet with for one hour a week. During this time trainees can talk about the courses they are taking (and of course, about the foreign instructors teaching said courses, hmmmm), and if they need help or something they can ask for it then. From feedback I've gotten from the Korean professors it seems as though my teaching style and methods, and course content, are being well received.

I'll finish with a quick story from last week. I asked the trainees to read 6 pages from "What's so good about Korea, Maarten?" by Maarten Meijer, published by Hyeonamsa 2005 (W12,000). The topic was about Confucianism in Korea. I wanted the trainees to practice explaining what Confucianism is, and what it's role is today in Korean culture. I thought that with the pre-reading task they'd be exposed to Maarten's way of explaining Confucianism in the book, and also be exposed to the English vocabulary and expressions they need to talk about Confucianism in English.

Later I heard about half of the class complain that the reading level was 'too difficult' and that they had to 'look up almost every word' . . . this surprised me a little because I've used this book before when I was teaching Korean public school teachers in a one hour a week conversation class. These teachers did not have to look up 'almost every word' though they would have to check 3-5 words per paragraph. (I am teaching the trainees "Advanced Reading" next session--one thing we're going to work on is severing the umbilical cords they all have to their damn electronic dictionaries!!!)

I asked them to limit their explanation to 3 major ideas, and to less than 5 minutes in length as I imagined some of them going to America and inflicting a 3 hour lecture about the virtues of the Confucian way of life in Korea on their home stay families . . .

At the beginning of the lecture I went over the basic ideas and principles of Confucianism in English to provide a second modeling of vocabulary and a review of the belief system itself. I (foolishly) thought that this simple speaking task would not be a huge challenge for the trainees. I told them to focus on answering two questions: 1. What is Confucianism? 2. Why is Confucianism important in Korea today?

Needless to say I failed to consider that your average person in any culture around the world has usually not spent a great deal of quality time reflecting on the definitions, social functions, and meanings of their socio-cultural environment. After moving from group to group, and hearing what was being said, I was satisfied though that the trainees were making some progress towards helping each other explain the basic ideas of Confucianism in simple English.

Anyways, by the end of the class each group had come up with the English to explain the basic idea of Confucianism, and a few of the fundamentals of the belief system--so I had to be happy with that. In terms of teaching tasks and goals I'd given myself a very difficult goal and hadn't really realized it due to a lack of my usual prep time wherein I usually try to catch the blind spots I have with regards to whatever I'm teaching . . . regardless of all that I'm happy with the end result.

I was even happier when I closed the lecture by asking the trainees to think about how they would explain the basics of the Korean flag to Americans. I drew the flag on the white board, and then began asking them for a few of the meanings. When I added that each of the four symbols in the corners also refer to north, south, east and west one of the trainees put up her hand and told me that I was not correct . . .

What made this really 'interesting' was that this was the trainee who had been acknowledged by the class as the Confucian expert during discussions we had in the lecture.

I looked at her, smiled, and said politely, "I made a lesson about the Korean flag for public school three years ago, and did a lot of research. I'm pretty sure that the four cardinal directions are a part of the meanings in the flag. But let me look it up on my computer before we leave for the day, okay?" The trainee agreed, and I wrapped up the class.

I printed off a copy of wikipedia's entry on the Korean flag, and brought it to the classroom where the trainee was waiting with a few of the other trainees.

I handed her the copy, pointed at the appropriate spot, and she looked at me and said, "Wow, you know Korea!"

Zing! Lol!

J

2009 Spring flowers on my way to work this morning . . .

Last night Julianne and I stayed in her apartment. We don't spend a lot of time there normally, but with the summer coming we have been thinking about shifting locations because my apartment doesn't have an air conditioner (yeah, how nuts is that?).

This is the view from just outside the apartment door.

Outside the building . . .

I seriously love how the circular polarized lens filter I got for my camera works with bright sky lighting conditions. I would never have gotten as nice a shot as this with just the UV filter on my lens.

I've heard from friends in Seoul that the cherry blossoms are in bloom--I can't wait to go there this weekend.

The colors are really nice.

At the intersection near Julianne's apartment I noticed an impromptu farmer's sidewalk mini-market set up . . . cool.

The walk to work had some nice opportunities for taking pics--so I did.

Hello, little one.

Fuzzy . . .

Not sure what these trees are but anything that is different from the Korean winterscape of brown or gray looks great to me.

Buddha's birthday and the Lotus Lantern Festival in Seoul are coming soon--another picture taking event that I can't wait to go to again. This will be my fifth year in a row! All over Korea Buddhists put up paper lanterns to celebrate this event.

You can see this for yourself in Seoul. If you go to the street festival you can find booths where you can make your own paper lantern for the festival, and some people even go and march in the massive parade that takes place.

Almost at the university I came across these guys.

This dog looks like the one from Men In Black . . .

Wassup?

I took a pic of this place cause it's a kind of hybrid between traditional Korean architecture and modern with a dash of something else . . .

Arriving on campus I saw this . . .

Close-up time.

I can't wait for the weekend. It's finally been warm enough for long enough that the cherry blossoms are in bloom.

I'm predicting that I'll take at least 500 pictures, if not closer to a 1000 . . . editing that is going to be a fun but arduous process.

The last little bit of my walk to work always takes me by the administration building. If the sky had been a little clearer this picture would look a lot nicer, but as it is . . . not bad.

Well, time to go do some work.

J


Sunday, April 5, 2009

2009 Maori Whangara Performing Arts Group at COEX Mall, New Zealand Exhibition

This weekend Julianne and I headed to Seoul to check out the cherry blossoms--and were again foiled by cool temperatures--argh!!!

A friend suggested that we head to COEX Mall to see the New Zealand exhibition that was taking place over the weekend.

We arrived just in time to see the Maori Whangara Performing Arts Group called "Te Kapa Haka o Whangara Mai Tawhiti."

They were AWESOME!

While I snapped away with my camera Julianne used my Flip Mino to video their performance. The quality is not bad (I'd recommend selecting HQ for "high quality" when you watch the video) considering my little video recorder isn't really meant for anything more than 10 feet away. We were standing at the back of the audience in front of the stage so the performance was a little out of range.


I don't have the time or energy tonight to edit the nearly 500 pics I took of the performance in order to do one of my usual blog picture essays . . . but I might try and put up more pics throughout the week.

I love the second guy from the left--he stole the show every time with his over the top gestures and facial expressions.

The women were also really good. I wish the performance had been longer.

And once again--the star of the show.

And just in case you weren't already totally pumped--here's another vid from youtube of another performance.




J